12 unpopular HP fandom opinions...

12. Canon Snape is greasy, mean, and generally not a nice guy. He's on our side, but that doesn't make him attractive in the physical sense. I don't want to read any smut about Snape.

11. Incest is WRONG. Incest is damanging and HORRIFIC and ANY and ALL incest fics are disgusting.

10. Remus/Tonx is not canon, and it's boring.

9. All the stupid pairings people come up with are just that... Stupid. they aren't cute, funny, or daring. they are just DUMB. Squid/anyone; any anatomically unprobably pairings, Draco/Goblet... It wasn't even funny the first time, yo.

8. Harry/Hermione isn't canon, and it's boring. People who write H/H have to change Hermione's character (and hair) to make it worx. Wake up, yo. Hermione is bossy. Her hair is BUSHY. And it is BROWN.

7. People who hate Ron are idiots.

6. Fanfic isn't really that important, even yours. Anyone thinks fanfic is "better than canon" is an idiot. Further, anyone who is In This Fandom and EVER says JKR is a hack or stoopid or a "sucky writer" is also an idiot. Get real, yo. Or GET OUT.

5. Ron and Hermione are currently involved in a canon romantic subplot. Anyone who thinks any differently is wrong, and I am not going to waste my time debating with brick walls.

4. Ron and Hermione are going to become a romantically involved, open couple by the end of book 7. And they are going to stay that way. Hermione isn't going to sleep with Harry and dump Ron after the end.

3. Most of the big name fans are bitches and their fic is bad self insertion fic. I mean, ugh. And I don't care if they don't care about me. I don't care about them, so I don't pay attention to them. But they must needs create drama. So I expect some, here. Because they can't NOT care about my opinion, right? Ugh. Go away and get a life. Or whatever.

2. The SugarQuill isn't democratic, and that's OK. And some fic doesn't deserve to be archived there, because it's CRAP.

1. Draco Malfoy deserves to be devoured by a DRAGON. For real. He's a whiny, irritating, evil little shit and I hope he dies a virgin. I also hope Ginny and/or Hermione NEVER think of him in that way. Sick.